- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

I used to know what alzheimers was

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Why did the man die? He was old.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

A man walks into a bar, ouch!

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

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