Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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