- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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