- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

why wont me daughter eat my feces

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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