- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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