Feminism

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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