Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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Katy Perry

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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