What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Gretta has five legs? -no

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

I named my son ps2 controller

How will the world end? That information is unknown

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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