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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

What stops a train? A missile

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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