noah is a scrub jungle

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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