A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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