- Anti Joke

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Neither did she.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.