Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

A baby seal walks into a club.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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