What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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