What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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Nickelback.

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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