- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

A baby seal walks into a club.

How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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