- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Women's Rights.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

Yo mama is so fat she died

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