What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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