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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

G:nock nock B:come in!

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

So a seal walks into a club.

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