- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

My parents died!

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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