- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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