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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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