- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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