- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Barack Obama is a good president.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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