- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

There once was this guy and he fell down

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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