What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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What's worse than this That :(

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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