- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

A woman wears a dress.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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