Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

Please don't shoot me

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

i just pooped that is all!

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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