- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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