- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Your Mom

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Then none of us want to be right.

women's rights

read me write me

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

tea with milk?

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Rebecca Black's career.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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