- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Why was the man sad His got raped

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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