One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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