- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

Women's Rights.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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