- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What do you call your mom? Mom

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

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