- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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