Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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