What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

You know what's catchy? A cold

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Knock Knock? Come in.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Republicans

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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