- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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tim has no humor

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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