- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

What's worse than a papercut? Dying

What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

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