What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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