- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

whats white jizz

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

this website even though its hilarious.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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