- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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