A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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