- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

whats white jizz

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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