When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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Eric is gay Ha

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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