golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

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Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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Anti Joke

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