- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

A women left the kitchen.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

i found waldo.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

what looks like a banana? a penis

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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