What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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