- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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