Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

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What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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hahahahahah http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=sonny+bartlett&hl=en&sa=X&tbm=isch&tbnid=s37cS73V74A8YM:&imgrefurl=http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCASl7llFhDpTF8vwjDlGI_g/videos&docid=kJoLzGiYRM-2AM&itg=1&imgurl=https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-si7_hCcHI7E/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/HzlEl3ilyyM/s55-c-k/photo.jpg&w=55&h=55&ei=GrgsUZ_kJqac0AWExIC4BQ&zoom=1&biw=1024&bih=616&iact=rc&dur=188&sig=111947294788926856610&page=1&tbnh=55&tbnw=55&start=0&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:0,i:109&tx=27&ty=11

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shut up elliot

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A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

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Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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Bob Saget that is all

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