How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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Anti Joke

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