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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

"hey do you know the date" "58"

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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