- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

The New York Giants

And Stephen Hawking said.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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