- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

there once was a black man who played basketball

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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