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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

Wanna hear a joke? no

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

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