- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

AIDS

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

what you get time to go with? - a clock

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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