Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

mark is religion

YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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