Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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John lazzaro likes dick

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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