- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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