- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

If life gives you lemonade.

Justin Bieber.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Rebecca Black's career.

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