You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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