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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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