What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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why dont they make black forks

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I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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