What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

I am very humble.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

batman has diarrhea

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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