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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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