What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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what are three short words? i a am

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Women's rights

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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wenis

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he got hit by a bus. Why did he get hit by a bus? Because his mom was laughing. Why was his mom laughing? Because she was driving the bus. Why was she driving the bus? Because the boy fell off a swing. Why did he fall off a swing? Because he didn't have any arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because his diabetic monkey had the flu. Why did his diabetic monkey have the flu? Because the boy was crying.

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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