- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

Terry has ebola

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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