Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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you just read an anti-joke

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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