- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

What's half of 8? o

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

Coldpaly is a good band

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

Jersey Shore.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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