- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

a black man did not eat chicken.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Morning wood.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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