It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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you just read an anti-joke

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

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why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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