What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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black people

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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Anti Joke

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