- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

Justin Beiber is a good singer

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

gingers

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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