why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

no really what are ur names?

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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