- Anti Joke

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Why so serious? Your brother died.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed