Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

were at work systems r down

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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