- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If youre African, why are you white?

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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