- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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