how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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HOLY COW!

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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