- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

a man walked into a bar and said ow

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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