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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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