- Anti Joke

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

A jew enters a mall.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage