- Anti Joke

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

your mom

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2