Trump will make America great again.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

A Mormon walks into a bar

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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