- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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