- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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