Connor is homosexuaI

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

I enjoy Popcorn

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

No your aunties a joke

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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